The Void's Omniscience Support Group - Minutes

Minutes taken by the Secretary of Unreality

Meeting 1: The Search for the Meaning of Nothing

Present: The Void, The Nothing, The Maybe

Discussion:

1. The Void: "I've been feeling really lost lately. I just can't seem to find any meaning in life."

2. The Nothing: "I know, right? It's like, what's the point, you know? Nothing ever really happens."

3. The Maybe: "Maybe we should just take a break and get some coffee?"

Next Meeting: To Be Determined

Meeting 2: The Futility of Futility

Present: The Void, The Nothing, The Maybe

Discussion:

1. The Void: "I've been feeling really trapped in this meaningless existence."

2. The Nothing: "ประก I know, right? It's like, we're all just floating in space, doing nothing."

3. The Maybe: "Maybe we should just, uh, maybe we can, I don't know, maybe."

Next Meeting: Who Knows When