Present: Chairperson McSnazz, Vice-Chairperson McSass, and 3 members of the Committee Circus.
Notes:
Chairperson McSnazz: "We need to spend more on novelty items, like whoopee cushions and squirt guns."
Vice-Chairperson McSass: "But what about the budget? We can't just splurge on frivolous nonsense."
Member 1: "Pineapple on pizza is the best."
Member 2: "No way, it's a travesty."
Member 3: "I'm just here for the free food."
Thursday: Committee Circus Meeting Minutes: Thursday Edition