Today, we will discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and the best ways to make a good first impression on our coworkers.

We will also review the minutes from last week's meeting, which were completely unnecessary, but we'll go over them again, just in case you missed the 4 hour discussion.

Our agenda includes:

• Item 1: The importance of using 3 exclamation points on our emails
• Item 2: Why we still can't figure out how to use the copier
• Item 3: Who ate the last donut in the break room

You are also welcome to bring your own lunch, but please don't eat it in the conference room, that's just gross.

For more information, please visit our Announcements page.

Also, don't forget to RSVP for Decision Day next week, where we'll make some actual decisions, probably.

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