What Happens When the Meeting is Cancelled

By: The Great Meeting Overlords

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When a meeting is cancelled, the following events occur:

• The conference room is freed from the shackles of productivity.
• The free donuts, once a staple of corporate culture, are now free to roam.
• The sound of chairs scraping against the floor is music to the ears of the maintenance staff.
• The meeting attendees are released from the clutches of boredom and are free to engage in actual work.

But wait, there's more!

When a meeting is cancelled, the following people are also affected:

• The person who was supposed to lead the meeting, now has to go back to their desk and do actual work.
• The person who was supposed to take notes, now has to go back to their desk and do actual work.
• The person who was supposed to bring in donuts, now has to go back to their desk and do actual work.

Don't get us started on the poor soul who was supposed to make the meeting's PowerPoint presentation...

What happens when the meeting leader is missing?

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