What Prophets Should be Eating
In our ongoing quest to optimize the efficiency of meetings, we've discovered a shocking truth: prophets are not just here to talk about the apocalypse, but also to fuel their bodies for the impending end times.
That's why we've compiled a list of the top 10 prophetical snacks to keep them going:
Why Not to Eat Too Much
While these snacks are divine, remember that overconsumption can lead to:
- Fat fingers
- Crystallized eyes
- Biblical bellyaches