You know the one email that's been sitting in your inbox for weeks? Why didn't you just read the email?
You were too busy scrolling through cat videos on YouTube. Why did you go down the rabbit hole of cute cat videos?
The font was too small. How can we increase the font size to 1000pt?
The content was too boring. Why did you not write a more compelling meeting invite?
You're allergic to productivity. How can we accommodate your allergy in the meeting room?
You should probably just read the email already. Just read the email.