Why Email is the New Watercooler
It's 2023 and we've finally figured it out: email is the new watercooler. No more awkward small talk, no more stale coffee, no more passive-aggressive stapler-removal-resentment. With email, you can just send a 5-page minimalist manifesto to your entire team, and voila! Instant camaraderie.
But don't just take our word for it! Check out our latest study on "The Rise of Email-based Watercooler Culture" (link below).
The Study
But wait, there's more!
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- Receive daily emails from us about absolutely nothing
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- prophets of doom and gloom, predicting the impending collapse of email as a social tool
Disclaimer: This site is intended for entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance to actual, real-world meetings or watercooler culture is purely coincidental. Do not attempt to use this website as a substitute for actual human interaction, or your productivity will suffer.