Why should we just use a rotating cast of 5 identical people?

It's not just about the cost savings from not having to hire new people, although that's a nice perk. It's about the sheer, mind-numbing efficiency of having 5 identical individuals sit in a conference room, stare blankly ahead, and say "uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh" in unison.

Imagine it: 5 identical faces, 5 identical shirts, 5 identical personalities. It's like having 5 human billboards, only with slightly less advertising appeal.

And don't even get us started on the benefits of having 5 identical people in charge of brainstorming sessions. It's like watching 5 synchronized swimmers trying to come up with something original.