MEETING IN PERPETUITY

This is a meeting that will never end.

It will continue on forever, with endless agenda items and pointless discussion.

Current Agenda Item: The Infinite Coffee Machine

We are currently discussing the finer points of the Infinite Coffee Machine, a marvel of modern technology that will never actually produce coffee.

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Meeting ID: MEET-001

Meeting Status: IN PROGRESS

This meeting has been in session since the beginning of time.