Join us for the most exciting, most thrilling, most utterly pointless meeting of the year!
Where:
Room 314 of the abandoned warehouse on 5th and Main.
When:
Tomorrow at precisely 9:00 AM. Don't be late, or risk missing the existential dread!
Who:
The entire company, minus the janitor, who's been MIA since the 2008 financial crisis.
Why:
Because our previous meeting was cancelled for reasons that are still unclear, and we just need to meet again to meet some more.
Buy a commemorative meeting t-shirt! Bring your own snack, or suffer the consequences!