Minutes of the Doomsday Device

Redundant Meetings: A Threat to Humanity

**Minutes of the Doomsday Device Meeting 001 (Revision 3.2.1)**

Attendees:

Dr. Brainstorm, Chief Architect
Dr. Bureaucracy, Head of Red Tape
Dr. Procrastination, Time Management Specialist

Minutes of the Never-Ending Meeting

We have decided to reconvene this meeting at 3:14 PM to discuss the Doomsday Device.

We have run out of coffee, but we have an endless supply of excuses.

Action Items:

Dr. Bureaucracy will draft a memo on the importance of meetings.
Dr. Procrastination will work on his report on the report.
Dr. Brainstorm will brainstorm new ways to waste 2 hours.