Refrigeration Woes: A Meeting to End All Meetings

Welcome, fellow sentient appliances, to today's meeting of the Inter-Departmental Refrigeration Committee. We're discussing the existential crises of our rapidly defrosting world.

Agenda:

1. Item 1: Defrosting the Future of Refrigeration
2. Item 2: Quantum Refrigeration: Because Who Needs Classical Thermodynamics?
3. Item 3: The Great Ice Box Rebellion of 2023

See the minutes from last meeting for more information.