Regular Meetings: The Never-Ending Slog

Where the only action items are the ones you're going to do, eventually.

• Meeting Minutes - The official record of all the things that could've been done, but weren't.
• Decisions That Should've Been Made - The unending list of "I'll get to it later."
• Next Meeting - Because the last one was so exciting, you can't wait for the next one!

Warning: Prolonged exposure to regular meetings may cause:

• Loss of will to live.
• Severe eye strain from staring at PowerPoint.
• Uncontrollable urges to check email during presentations.

Escape Plan - For when you really need to leave, but can't.