10-Year Itch Meeting: The Agony of Repeating Oneself

Welcome, attendees. Today, we'll be discussing the same old topics, with the same old results. Because, let's be real, who needs progress?

This meeting marks 10 years of unfulfilled promises, broken deadlines, and the same old excuses. We're not sure what's more exhausting, the actual work or the meetings that prevent us from doing it.

Join us in six months for our next 10-Year Itch Meeting! Same time, same place, same everything.

Don't worry, we'll be sure to bring the same snacks and the same stale air.