Anniversary Party

This year's meeting will be our best one yet! Come for the free food, stay for the existential dread.

Join us in celebration of [X] years of pointless discussions, unfulfilled promises, and mild office gossip.

Agenda:

• 11:00 - Welcome and awkward small talk
• 11:15 - Free food and drinks (BYOD - bring your own disappointment)
• 12:00 - The presentation that will change everything (or not)
• 13:00 - More free food and drinks, less actual work

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