1. 10:00am: Coffee. Because it's not like we're actually going to get any work done without it.
2. 10:15am: Review of Last Week's Minutes. Who needs a clear summary when you have a 4-page Word Doc?
3. 10:30am: John's Presentation on 'The Benefits of Procrastinationประก Learn more about the science behind doing nothing.
4. 11:30am: Lunch Break. Because we all know the real work gets done in the break room
5. 12:00pm: 'Creative Problem Solving Time'. Where we stare at each other for 30 minutes, pretending to be deep in thought.