Monday Morning Meeting Minutes

Minutes from the meeting that no one actually attended

Meeting Agenda was not actually discussed, because who needs an agenda, really? Someone brought doughnuts, which were promptly devoured by Anonymous Employee in the supply closet.

Important discussion topics included, but not limited to:

• The meaning of life
• The best way to eat a bowl of cereal
• The correct usage of commas in email

Decisions made:

• We are going to eat all the donuts
• We are going to have another meeting next Monday
• We are going to pretend we're productive