The Regular Meeting

Pointless Discussions for the Sake of It

Welcome, meeting attendees. Today's agenda will feature the following exciting topics:

• Why is the copier always out of ink?
• What's the best way to make ramen noodles in the office microwave?
• Should we have a meeting about having too many meetings?

Please take notes, everyone. We're on a tight schedule.

Would you like to:

• Take a break and grab some coffee?
• Make some actual progress?
• Discuss the finer points of pointless meetings?