Our Remote Attendance Policies
In order to maintain the illusion of productivity, we require all attendees to have a webcam on at all times.
Failure to do so will result in your face being Photoshopped into a meeting room in the background of every screenshot.
Don't say we didn't warn you.
Also, please note that our video conferencing software is not compatible with cats. If you have a cat, please make sure it's not in the room.
We are not responsible for any emotional trauma caused by cat-related stress.
Read the Zoom Etiquette Guide for further information.