Regular Meetings: Because Who Doesn't Love a Good Time Sink?

Meetings are like tiny, soul-crushing black holes. You go in, and you never come out the same.

But don't worry, we have a schedule to keep you on track!

Upcoming Meetings:

• Monday at 10am: The Weekly Time Suck
• Wednesday at 2pm: Stand-up, or Stand-up-and-Get-Dressed
• Friday at 3pm: The End-of-the-Week-Blues

Meeting Etiquette:

Avoid eye contact with John in the back, he's not a morning person.

Avoid talking to Jane, she's on a tight deadline.

And for the love of all things sane, please don't eat the donuts.

Meeting Mottos:

• Time to talk, not time to tweet
• Don't be late, we're not your Uber
• And for God's sake, turn off your phone!