Wednesday Morning Meeting Minutes

Present: Bob, Alice, John, and Dave

Meeting Purpose: Discuss the impending doom of our sales figures.

Discussion:

Bob: "We need to increase sales."
Alice: "How about we just, uh, 'invent' some sales?."
John: "I'm not sure that's a thing."
Dave: "I'll look into it."
Beth: "Can we get a raise?."
Alice: "Sorry, Beth, we're not made of money."
John: "I have a better idea. How about we just, uh, 'acquire' a new company? That always works out well."
Dave: "Uh, I'll, uh, 'research' that idea."
Alice: "Research? You mean, like, on Google? Because that's not, uh, 'acquiring' a company."
Beth: "Can we at least get a free lunch?."
John: "Fine, fine, we'll get you a free lunch. But only if you agree to be acquired."