Meeting 7: The One Where We All Realized We're Out of Snacks

Minutes from the Meeting

Present: Jane, John, Bob, and Alice

Topic: Snack Situation

Summary:

• We began by discussing the current state of our snack supply.
• We realized we're out of snacks.
• Someone suggested ordering pizza, but we're also out of money.
• We decided to forage for berries in the nearby bushes, but they were too thorny.
• Conclusion: We're doomed.

Action Items:

• Order snacks from the vending machine in the break room.
• Call a meeting to discuss the meeting about the snacks.
• Write a strongly worded letter to the vending machine company.

Decisions:

• We will attempt to survive on our collective fumes.
• We will hold an emergency meeting to discuss the snack situation.
• We will not eat the decorative plant in the corner.

Adjournment:

Meeting adjourned at 14:47 due to starvation-induced hypoglycemia.

Next meeting scheduled for tomorrow.