Meeting-Incident-Rebuttal Report

After thorough investigation, it was discovered that the "meeting" that occurred on 2023-02-27 was not, in fact, a meeting at all. It was merely a gathering of individuals who shared a common goal: to eat all the free donuts in the break room.

Key findings include:

• Multiple eyewitnesses reported seeing a "donut-filled" break room.
• Forensic analysis of crumbs and glaze revealed a high concentration of powdered sugar.
• Several participants were observed wearing "I'm with Stupid" t-shirts.

Rebuttal:

We, the meeting-investigating committee, reject these findings and assert that the meeting was, in fact, a meeting. We have evidence of a PowerPoint presentation, a meeting agenda, and a sign-in sheet. The donuts were merely "snack-time."

Conclusion:

Further investigation is warranted to determine the truth behind this "meeting-in-incident." We recommend a thorough review of all meeting minutes, a donut-themed investigation, and a thorough audit of the break room's snack budget.

Or, you know, just look at the donuts.