It is a little-known fact that the consequences of Accidental Jazz Hands were not limited to the immediate participants. In fact, the ripples of this catastrophic event spread far and wide, affecting innocent bystanders and even the occasional cat.
As we document in Appendix 6: The Feline Connection, the local cat population experienced a 300% increase in anxiety levels due to the unexplained, yet palpable, sense of dread that pervaded the area.
We also discovered, in Appendix 7: The Unseen Effects, that the Accidental Jazz Hands phenomenon was not just a localized incident, but rather a symptom of a larger, more sinister plot to disrupt the space-time continuum.
And, in Appendix 8: The Conspiracy Theories, we delve deeper into the world of speculation and conspiracy surrounding this infamous event.
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