Accidental Jazz Hands Consequences: The Caffeine Overload

A Case Study in Excessive Caffeine Consumption

It's a well-known fact that excessive consumption of caffeine can lead to a condition known as Accidental Jazz Hands. In this report, we'll be exploring the first known cause: Caffeine Overload.

Case Study: John "The Java Junkie"

John, a 30-year-old software engineer, had been consuming an average of 5 cups of coffee per day for the past 5 years. His daily routine consisted of drinking 2 cups of coffee before work, 2 cups during work, and 1 cup during his daily 3-hour gaming sessions.

• John's symptoms began with increased heart rate and blood pressure.
• He started to experience vivid, disturbing dreams.
• His hands began to shake uncontrollably.
• He developed a strange, involuntary twitch in his left eye.
• His coworkers started to notice his jazz hands.

Our team interviewed John's family and friends, who reported that they had never seen him like this before. "He used to be a normal person," said his wife. "Now he's just... jittery."