Accidental Jazz Hands Consequences Report prophets

After a thorough investigation, it has been determined that the Jazz prophets incident resulted in the following consequences:

Unintended use of jazz hands led to an 11% increase in Extra Jazz Hands cases
Excessive jazz hands usage caused a 4% decrease in Jazz-Hand-Induced Staff Attrition
A direct correlation was found between jazz hands use and Epidemic Proportions Jazz

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Further study revealed that employees with extra jazz hands were more likely to have more meetings

Our research indicates that the use of jazz hands led to a 2am Panic Room

It's been observed that the spread of jazz hands has reached epidemic proportions