This report is dedicated to the study of the uncharted territory of finger-linguistics, where the line between accidental jazz hands and intentional jazz hands is blurred.
We have observed a direct correlation between excessive use of finger-linguistics and increased risk of spontaneous combustion.
Our team of experts has identified 5 cases of accidental jazz hands resulting in catastrophic consequences:
1. Finger-linguistic Case 1: The Great Coffee Shop Incident
2. Finger-linguistic Case 2: The Office Meeting Mishap