Jazz Hand Reduction Plan Phase 3: The Desperation Phase

After two phases of intensive jazz hand treatment, our team has determined that the only way to save our sanity is to just go full-on, balls-to-the-wall jazz hand crazy.

Phase 4: The Surrender Phase 5: The Abandonment

Our team has developed a comprehensive plan to deal with the consequences of our actions:

• Established a 4am jazz hand hotline for emergency assistance
• Created a jazz hand support group for team members to share their stories
• Begun construction on a state-of-the-art jazz hand simulator

Results:

• Decreased jazz hand incidents by 30%
• Increased team morale by 50%
• Developed a new company-wide policy on "Jazz Hand: The Silent Killer"