Meetings: Accidental Jazz Hands Consequences Report
As a direct result of excessive jazz hands usage, our economy has taken a turn for the worse.
The effects of accidental jazz hands have been catastrophic:
- Increased risk of paper jam due to over-enthusiastic hand gestures
- Unprecedented levels of coffee-fueled anxiety
- Uncontrollable urge to shout 'JAZZ HANDS!' in meetings
Recommendations for recovery include:
- Implement a 'no-jazz-hands' policy
- Introduce regular coffee breaks
- Develop a comprehensive hand-gestures reeducation program
Appendix: Historical Context