Accidental Jazz Hands Consequences

Warning: the following report is for entertainment purposes only. Prolonged exposure to Accidental Jazz Hands can lead to:

• Excessively flailing limbs
• Uncontrollable outbursts of jazz
• Spontaneous combustion of office equipment

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Testimonials:

John D., Marketing

“I was just trying to get a meeting started and suddenly I found myself flailing my arms and shouting 'La Vie en Rose!' in a conference room filled with accountants.”

Emily G., HR

"I accidentally jazz-handed during a team-building exercise and now my colleagues won't speak to me."