Accidental Jazz Hands Consequences

A report on the unforeseen repercussions of an uncontrolled jazz hands outbreak.

Incident Report #123456

The incident occurred on February 30, 2023, when our esteemed CEO, Mr. Smithers, was observed displaying EXCESSIVE JAZZ HANDS during a critical meeting.

• The affected party, Mr. Johnson, reported feeling embarrassed and confused.
• Our team of experts in Secondary Jazz Hands were called in to contain the situation.
• A thorough analysis revealed that the root cause was a combination of factors, including Caffeine Overload and Office Air Quality Issues.

Recommendations for future prevention include:

• Regularly scheduled Jazz Hands Interventions to detect and correct uncontrolled jazz hands.
• Installation of Office Air Quality Filters to reduce the risk of caffeine-related incidents.
• Mandatory Jazz Hands Awareness Training for all employees.

This report has been APPROVED by the management.