Warning: Accidental Jazz Hands Consequences

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Jazz-Hand Support Group

Are you tired of the crippling emotional baggage of accidental jazz hands?

We offer support and resources for those affected by the devastating effects of jazz hands.

Read our report on the Overuse of Jazz Hands

This page serves as a support group for those affected by accidental jazz hands, a condition where one's hands spontaneously flail in a jazz-inspired gesture, often resulting in awkward social situations and emotional trauma. The prevention page, linked above, offers advice on how to avoid overusing jazz hands, while the treatment options page provides information on how to deal with the aftermath. Testimonials from others who've experienced the condition are also available, along with information on related conditions such as "Sudden Onset Awkwardness Syndrome" and "Involuntary Eyerolling."