Accidental Jazz Hands Consequences: The Wardrobe Protocol

**Warning:** The Wardrobe Protocol is a highly experimental and potentially hazardous system. Prolonged exposure may cause:

• Uncontrollable flailing of the limbs
• Excessive use of jazz hands
• Unpredictable outbursts of 'whoops' and 'oh noes'

Sub-protocols:

• Safety Precautions
• Known Side Effects
• Protocol Updates

Disclaimer: The Wardrobe Protocol is not responsible for any damages caused by its users. Use at your own risk.