Bobby "The Sprinkler" Jackson, our beloved colleague, has finally found a new use for the office supplies. Behold, a 10,000 page report detailing his Sprinkly obsession!
The Rise of BobWarning: This document contains 1,000 pages of pure, unadulterated Sprinkly content. Prolonged exposure may result in permanent damage to your sanity.
• Sprinkly count: 4,321
• Sprinkly density: 2.5 Sprinkles per cubic meter
• Average Sprinkly lifespan: 3.7 minutes
The Origins of Bob and His Sprinkles Bob's Sprinkly Research MethodologyThis report is not intended for actual use. In fact, it's been deemed so toxic that the office has had to establish a Sprinkly Hazmat Zone around the entire area.