The Great Mammoth Migration
We were tasked with relocating a herd of 50+ mammoths to a more suitable climate-controlled enclosure. However, due to our team's exceptional navigational skills, we managed to get lost in the woods and ended up in a nearby tar pit.
Highlights:
- We set a new record for most mammoth-related injuries.
- We also set a new record for most tar pits visited in a single day.
- Our team's morale took a hit, but our sense of direction didn't.
Read about the delays in our report.
The Ice Age Ice Cream Heist
We were tasked with retrieving a batch of rare, genetically modified ice cream from a secret underground lab. Unfortunately, we were caught by the lab's security system and forced to eat our way out of the situation.
Highlights:
- We set a new record for most ice cream consumed in a single hour.
- We also set a new record for most lab coats worn as makeshift aprons.
- Our team's love for ice cream became an internationally recognized addiction.
Read about the consequences of our actions in our report.