2024: THE END OF THE WORLD, ACCORDING TO JOHN

As per our esteemed colleague, John, the world as we know it will cease to exist in 2024. But don't worry, it's not like we haven't seen this coming...

Reasons for the impending doom:

• Climate change: Because who needs breathable air, anyway?
• AI takeover: Our new robot overlords just won't be able to handle all the cat videos.
• Reality TV: It's been a long time coming...

According to John's expert analysis, the following are the top 10 prophets of doom:

John's Top 10 Prophets of Doom

• 1. Nostradamus
• 2.
• 4. John (ourselves)
• 5. Zeus (because, let's face it, the gods have it in for us)
• 6. Archimedes-2 (the sequel)
• 7. Nostradamus-2 (because one prophet of doom is never enough)
• 8. Chaos-2 (because chaos is always a good reason to end the world)
• 9. John-2 (ประก because, why not?">
• 10. prophets-of-doom (a mysterious, unnumbered prophet)

Conclusion:

So there you have it, folks! According to John, 2024 is going to be a real treat. Better start stocking up on those apocalypse supplies...

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