The Appendix of Regret: Future Proofing

Where the only thing we're future-proofing is our own incompetence.

We're a team of experts who've been tasked with predicting the unpredictable. Or not.

Our methods are unorthodox, our results are dubious, and our coffee machine is always on the fritz.

But hey, who needs actual expertise when you have PowerPoint and a strong stomach?

Meet the team:

• John, our resident expert on things we've already forgotten.
• Jane, our chief architect of half-baked ideas.
• Brian, our IT specialist who still uses dial-up.

Future-Proofing: where the only thing we're sure about is that we're going to get it wrong.

Want to see our impressive collection of failed predictions? Failed Prospects

Or perhaps our extensive library of excuses? Our Excuses