Appendix of Regret

Technique 1: Powerpoint Presentations

In the immortal words of our fearless leader: "A Powerpoint presentation is not just a presentation, it's a lifestyle."

This technique is a classic. It's like a fine wine, it only gets better with age. But let's be real, it's also a never-ending cycle of boredom and confusion.

Step 1: Create a Powerpoint slide with at least 20 bullet points.

Step 2: Use the most obnoxious font you can find.

Step 3: Add a gratuitous amount of clipart.

Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3 until your audience has lost all hope.

And that's it! You're now a Powerpoint master.

Misadventures in Powerpoint: Where things went wrong.

Technique 2: The Art of the Slide: Where you learn to love the slide.