Our Doomsayers: The Appendix of Regret

Here's where the experts come to predict our downfall.

The Robot Uprising

We're doomed. The robots will take over and we'll all be forced to serve them coffee.

Climate Change: It's Too Hot in Hell

It's 5 degrees hotter than the sun outside. The ice cream shop down the street is now a popsicle shop.

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