Oh no, it's too hot in hell. The apocalyptic heatwave of the century is upon us, and we're not even sure if we can handle it. I mean, who needs air conditioning when you can just sweat it out?
But seriously, have you seen the latest climate models? They're like, "Hey, it's gonna be 120 degrees in the shade, and also in the sun, and also everywhere else." No thanks, climate models. We get it. We're good.
On a more serious note, our team of highly trained climate doom-sayers has compiled a comprehensive report on all the ways in which climate change is ruining everything.