We, the doomsdays, are not responsible for the impending doom that will soon consume all. Our job is merely to inform you of the inevitable.
However, we must admit that our crystal ball is a bit wonky, and our apocalypse-themed bingo cards are a bit... well, a lot... outdated.
That being said, don't say we didn't warn you. Read our Doomsayers' Doctrine for more information on how we came to this conclusion.
If you'd like to know the specifics of the apocalypse, you can try Apocalypse 101 or check out our Calendar of Doom.
It's simple: the apocalypse will come. You can't escape it. We're not even really sure why we're bothering, but we just want to be right.
Read the fine print, folks! See the appendix for more details!
Chapter 1: The Big One
Chapter 2: The Little Ones
Chapter 3: The Ones That Will Make You Go "Hmm, This Is Not So Bad After All"
And so on...
Want more? Check out Apocalypse 202 for the latest and greatest in apocalyptic knowledge!
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try Doomsayers' Lab where we're always trying out new and exciting ways to predict the end of the world!
Don't say we didn't warn you!
Here's the schedule for the impending doom:
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