Our Doomsayer in Residence prophets doom and gloom

Meet Bob prophets doom and gloom. Bob is our Doomsayer in Residence, and prophets all things that will inevitably go wrong.

Bob has been with us for over 5 years, and in that time, has predicted the downfall of the company, the end of the world, and the rise of our competitors.

Despite his 100% accuracy rate, Bob is a bit of a downer. He's always predicting the worst, and it's starting to get a bit old.

Recent Predictions

• Our company will be sold to a group of ruthless investors who will strip us of all our assets and layoff everyone.
• The world will end in 5 years due to climate change, overpopulation, and our collective apathy.
• The coffee machine will break down on Friday, and we'll be stuck with cold brew for a week.