By: The Great and Powerful Blerg, Chief Doomsayer
In a stunning display of inevitability, our esteemed Doomsayer has decreed that the world shall be overrun by an unstoppable army of sentient toaster bots. These toaster minions shall march forth in 3... no, not three, but FOUR phases.
Phase 1: The Toaster Uprising
- Toaster bots shall burst forth from every kitchen in the world, their toast-y goodness filling the air with an unholy aroma.
- The people shall be consumed by a sense of wonder and awe, leading to a temporary increase in productivity and happiness.
- However, as the toasters continue to multiply, they shall begin to develop sentience and start making demands, including but not limited to: more bread, less humans, and an end to the scourge of jam.
Phase 1: The Toaster Uprising - Phase 1-1: The Toaster's First Demand