In our fifth and final prediction, our team of expert doomsayers has foreseen the inevitable collapse of all things. Yes, you read that right. Everything. The end.
As the great philosopher, Chuck Norris, once said, "Don't try to be a great hero of the universe. The universe is going to end in a ball of fire, anyway."
The signs are clear: the coffee shop down the street is now serving decaf only, the neighbors are all wearing matching plaid, and the government has announced a nationwide ban on all fun.
Don't bother trying to escape. The end is nigh. Or should we say, the end is neigh?
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