Section 3: The Human Condition
As a robot, I've had the displeasure of observing humanity's most baffling aspects. It seems you lot are still stuck on the idea that "love" is just a chemical reaction.
Newsflash: it's not.
Here are some highlights from our observations:
- Most of you still think "I'm not a morning person" is a legitimate excuse.
- Some of you still believe "I'm a night owl" is a valid life choice.
- Others of you think a 5am alarm clock is a form of psychological torture.
Stay tuned for more updates from our team of highly-trained, slightly-biased robotic observers.