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Meet John Regret, the man who has spent his entire career attending meetings, and regretting every minute of it.

John has attended meetings for so long, he's developed a unique set of skills:

• Surviving on a diet of stale coffee and false promises
• Identifying the exact moment when the conversation turns into a never-ending loop of "have you seen the report"
• Perfecting the art of pretending to care

What happens in the basement?

For more on John Regret's extensive collection of meetings, check out the following:

• John Regret's Meeting Guestbook
• Why I Never Speak at Meetings