Our Leader 1997: The Report That Time Forgot

Our Leader 1997: The Report That Time Forgot is an ancient text, hidden away in the dusty recesses of our company's server room. Click here for the actual report

But what's the report actually about? Well, let's just say it's about our fearless leader's questionable decisions and the general chaos that ensued. Read more about it, if you dare

Here are some key findings from the report:

Our leader's haircut was deemed "unacceptable" by 3 out of 5 employees.
The company's coffee machine was replaced with a "fountain of despair" that only spat out warm soda.
Meetings were held for 3 hours, but only because our leader got lost in the parking garage.

And here's a special note from our leader, who's still trying to spin this all as a "learning experience":

"As I reflect on the events of 1997, I am reminded that even the most seasoned leaders can make mistakes. But let's be real, I'm still the one with the best haircut in the company."