Procrastination is not just a hobby, it's a lifestyle. And we're here to guide you through the art of it.

Step 1: Create a to-do list, then immediately lose it in a couch cushion.

Step 2: Find a more interesting thing to do, like browsing cat videos or checking your phone.

Step 3: Repeat steps 1 and 2 until the sun goes down and the snacks are gone.

And that's it! You've successfully procrastinated for hours. Pat yourself on the back, friend.

			// Procrastination Algorithm
			function procrastinate() {
				while (true) {
					findInterestingThingToDo();
					if (interestingThingFound === true) {
						doInterestingThing();
									}
				}
			}