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Regret Therapist - Team
Our Services
We offer a range of services to help you cope with the crushing ennui of modern life. Our team of highly trained Regret Therapists will guide you through the minefield of what could've been.
Meet the Team
Our team of Regret Therapists have seen it all, done it all, and lived to regret it.
- Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Chief Regret Therapist
- Mrs. Emily R. Bottomsworth, Regret Therapist Extraordinaire
- Dr. Timothy T. Bottomsworth, Regret Therapist in Residence
- Dr. Samantha S. Bottomsworth, Regret Therapist to the Stars
What We Offer
- What We Offer - A rundown of our services, including the "I Should've Had a V8" program and the "You're Doing It Wrong" workshop.
- Our Methods - Learn about our unorthodox methods, like the "Regret-Induced-PTSD" treatment and the "What-If-It-Had-Worked-Out-Anyway" technique.
- Our Philosophy - A deep dive into the existential crises that fuel our work.
Regret-Induced-PTSD Support Group
Join us for our weekly support group, where we share our deepest regrets and darkest fears.
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