General Donut Safety Precautions
Donuts can be hazardous if not handled properly. Please be aware of the following risks:
- Sharp glaze can cause lacerations.
- Over-rotation of the donut can lead to whiplash.
- Unbalanced sprinkles can cause eye strain.
We recommend wearing safety goggles while consuming donuts.
Side effects of donut overconsumption may include but are not limited to:
- Clogged arteries
- Bloated belly
- Uncontrollable sugar cravings